what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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