so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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