The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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