Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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