i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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