I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Still dying that you shit outside
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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