i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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