Its about making memories worth repressing
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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