all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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