did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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