I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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