once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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