escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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