I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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