as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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