What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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