Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
i need some magic done to my vagina
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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