Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Randomize
