I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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