Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
