office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
So. Much. Porn.
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