I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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