It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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