Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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