yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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