Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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