Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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