So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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