im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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