Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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