Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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