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people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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