Do vagina's smell?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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