I feel like abortions should bother me more
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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