i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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