After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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