idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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