Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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