How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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