Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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