I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Randomize
