i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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