thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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