It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
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