Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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