The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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