Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
my shit smells like andre
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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