sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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