Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
