quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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