He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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