just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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